Mirror, Mirror. . . .
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunchtogether.
Shrek said, "I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in The world, but how can I be sure?"
Angelina Jolie added, "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all,But sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed "mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most Gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the hottest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek strutted to the table and said, "Well, it's true. TheMirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Brad Pitt said with a smile, "And I know now for sure that I'm theHottest man alive."
Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and as a single tear ran down her Cheek she said.......
"Who the heck is Jessica Freeman ?"
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5 comments:
You're so crazy! But I love ya!
That was awesome!!
haha - you're hilarious!!! I LOVE it!
*chuckle*chuckle* Oh man, that was funny, Jess. Where'd you get that? Make it up?
love it love it!!!!!!! made me laugh!!
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